msh30:

team i can’t do math for shit but i can write a 3 page english paper in less than an hour 

My coworker was panicking because she had a 12 page paper due in 24 hours. She didn’t understand why I was laughing.

(via goodmorningmichelle)


tastefullyoffensive:

Mr. Bean Inserted Into Famous Portrait Paintings by Rodney Pike [via]

Previously: Classic Paintings Recreated with Sesame Street Characters


wtfevolution:

Wait, what is that giant red leech doing? Is it about to—oh, no. No, no, no. No, evolution. Not cool. Just because two things are both tube-shaped doesn’t mean you can just… oh, god. No. No.

Whaaaa


thinksquad:

All photos from twitter #occupy central and buzzfeed

I hope this doesn’t raise the price of Panda Express

(via committeetoprotectjournalists)


k009:

gosh diddly darn

k009:

gosh diddly darn

(via tastefullyoffensive)


fallenangelflonne:

aknowlee:

basedmountaindew:

kaldriss:

>tell my girl i love subs
>she thinkin i wanna dominate her in bed
>god damn i love sandwiches

>tell my girl i love subs
>she thinkin i wanna dominate her in bed
>god damn i cant stand dubbed anime

>tell my girl i love subs
>she thinkin i wanna dominate her in bed
>god damn i hope my real teacher never comes back

>tell my girl i love subs
>she thinkin i wanna dominate her in bed
>i’m 20,000 leagues under the fucking sea

>tell my girl i love subs
>she thinkin i wanna dominate her in bed
>i’m readin all my magazines like whoa

(via iguanamouth)


lindseybluth:

tlyudacris:

ahhhh yes. the rare drill bbird. look at its beautiful plumage and its drillhead. 

[BIRD INTENSIFIES]

Uses Drill Peck, it’s super effective!

lindseybluth:

tlyudacris:

ahhhh yes. the rare drill bbird. look at its beautiful plumage and its drillhead. 

[BIRD INTENSIFIES]

Uses Drill Peck, it’s super effective!

(via iguanamouth)



tastefullyoffensive:

[cairosmith]

YOU HAD ONE JOB

tastefullyoffensive:

[cairosmith]

YOU HAD ONE JOB




The rise in autism has been with us for more than two decades, and we have little to show about what’s causing it. We have many hundreds of thousands of functionally disabled people who didn’t exist before, and we have our heads in the sand.

- Jill Escher, mother of two autistic children, whose personal research led epigenetic researchers to make a possible connection between synthetic hormones prescribed in the 1960s for fertility and a risk of autism that travels through generations. 

(via utnereader)


lazyboho:

honeyttea:

sixpenceee:

A graduate student has created the first man-made biological leaf. It absorbs water and carbon dioxide to produce oxygen just like a plant. He did this by suspending chloroplasts in a mixture made out of silk protein. He believed it can be used for many things but the most striking one is the thought that it could be used for long distance space travel. Plants do not grow in space, but this synthetic material can be used to produce oxygen in a hostile environment. (Video)

speechless.

Holy fudge

THE FUTURE IS NOW

(via balkan-buddha)


If you get busy serving God, you’re too busy to sin… which is probably why I never have time for God.